hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
*thinks about the future for three seconds* *has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
my general reaction to boys is nonONononoNONONONONonONON but in a very yesyesyeSYyESYyeS way